went out and saw a big mushroom cloud in the sky on the other
end of the city, I went nuts and asked my bestman(who was sleeping over that night at our place):LUBO(that is his name) WTF IS GOING ON MAAFAKA???
"the F..k if I know man!!!" he answered after that smaller explosion sounds started coming from the same place(I even saw some o' them)
anyway for an hour we thought we was getting attacked(I don't know why would they attack a smallfry country as bulgaria but still) I was getting ready to kick some alien butt(yeah the only explanation I had was aliens are attacking us) when the news started(7:00 am - a whole hour after that first explosion) and they started reading the morning paper(of course) after that there was some sport and then they decided the EXPLOSION are really the big news for today???(and there was I screaming" OH COME ON I WANNA LEARN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY THAT SCORED THAT COAL!!! THIS EXPLOSION IS SO LAST HOUR NEWS!!!" )
so after another hour of wondering is the explosion serious and stuff( I should tell you that the little explosions were still going BOOOm BoooOM BoooM bOOOoom) they told us that there were some ARMY weapon storage that was there and that all is safe cuz thare are no poisonous or radioctive shit(oh great now I feel safer"I said" knowing that we got so much stuff laying around and exploding one after another) and on top of that those were just old weapons that are not being used???hmm safer and safer I feel. and after that they said that there are 20 tons of Nitro just laying there waiting to blow up!!! oooh! and that the explosion from that TROTYL is gonna be bigger that the one that was at 6:20??? well I did the only thing I coulda done- went to work
so the trotyl just burned away and didn't exploded cuz of the fire that was there, so anyway the little explosions are gonna continue for another 24 hours(that's what they said)
yup I am feeling okay now
Devious Comments
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See Billy thats your brain. You\'d think it would spread better.
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what you heard is what i saw
cheers
But seriously, good to know you're all okay and it all turned out to be just a weird anecdote...
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No hay ni puede haber nada mas temible que la verdad, excepto quiza la verdad bien documentada:
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If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers
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Repeat after me.
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my spoon is too big
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